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Unless you want to be an
unfortunate person like
myself, I suggest you
close this
website, unplug your
computer, and go hide
under your bed with all
the monsters, which
would probably be a
better situation than
staying on this website
and reading every
single detail about the
miserable Baudelaire
orphans.
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Whatever you do, do NOT look
through the rest of this
website. Save yourself now,
and go to a more delightful
website, maybe one about
The Littlest Elf and his
happy journeys.
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Watch out for Count Olaf on your miserable visit to this website.
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This website may not be reproduced, stolen, burned, drowned, hidden in a statue, or run over by a train. The punishment
for any of these things is what you did to this website, so if you absolutely must do something to this website, I suggest
you reproduce it.
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